sydney's sense of humor

Lately, my 4 year old daughter, Sydney, has been saying some really priceless things. She's quite a ham...

1. She saw some of my wedding photos and said that my face used to be long and skinny. Now it's round. She followed that up with a quick "I like it round like it is now" to make me feel better.

2. I was in the bathroom throwing up and she stood outside the door and prayed for me. She prayed, "Jesus, please help daddy's throw up to be happy so it will stay in his tummy". The minute I came out of the bathroom, she asked me what color my throw up was.

The mind of a 4 year old... We all think it, but they say it.