sure money

Here's a few things I'm sure of:

1. Mad World is the most depressing song ever created.

2. The televison show "Heroes" will be off the air in 2 years.

3. Dasani is probably bottled in some guys New Jersey basement.

4. The black levels on the Sony HDR-FX1 are the best I've worked with.

5. Some of the smartest writing on television is on The Venture Brothers.

6. Insulin smells like bologna.

7. You're pretty important if you were "assasinated" instead of "murdered".

8. Baby oil is not made from babies.

You can take these to the bank.