DoubleShot of "I can't stop moving my legs"

The night Joe dropped me off at the airport (actually it was morning, but felt like night) I tried something for the first time. Starbucks recently came out with the "DoubleShot Light" which is made from Splenda, so you'll die a slower more painful death instead of NutraSweet.

I've never had a real DoubleShot to compare this with, but it didn't taste too bad. About 30 minutes after I drank it, I sat in the airport while my legs shook uncontrollably. I seriously tried to stop moving...but I couldn't. The betes is why I'm all over these new Starbucks Light selections. It's forced me to enjoy Splenda and lose my memory.