Montel Williams

Santone and I had the privilege of meeting Montel last night at 4:00AM. He was working down at speedway on South Old State Road. Well...it was Montel Williams from 40 feet away. At 30 feet away you had to squint to still believe he was Montel. At 5 feet away he was a man from India with a thick accent and a very needy personality. And his nametag said "Tohe".

Now I'm not a very smart guy...but even in India, that's got to be a fake name or something. Is the "h" silent and it's pronounced "toe"? Because if that's correct and I have the opportunity to walk into Speedway every day and yell out, "Hey, Toe... How's it going?"... That would be just short of heaven.

I just wasted a minute of your time.