OK, Lowes.....
I went to Lowes to get a few items today and it has caused me to ask a serious question.
"When will it be enough?"
Seriously. I bought some heavy duty stakes and some bungee cords. Less than 10 items and I got a receipt that's longer than my own femur. Is all of that really needed? And you, Circuit City...you're next. I'm not going to call in to your survey line for a chance to win 10,000 dollars. So quit printing the emancipation proclamation on my receipt. If we want light reading, we'll go to the library.
posted by neilgreathouse | 8:03 PM
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Yes...they probably are one of the sickest things you can eat...
especially if you can recall the details of dissecting them in junior high biology class....
but ya know what? I can put all that behind me when I am sitting there with a warm cup of melted butter and a pile of those squishy, succulent morsels!!! YUM!
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