Get me some tissues

I shouldn't even be sitting here writing this...

Tonight, we were supposed to go to Cincinnati to see the Packers vs. Bengals on Monday Night Football. But instead of going down and trying to buy scalped tickets...I tried going online. My mistake.

The only tickets I could afford were in section 200, row 58. And for those of you keeping score at home...that's a trek you don't want to make without a sherpa. We decided that it wasn't worth the $140 for a ticket on Mt. Everest. I could actually sit at my home with binoculars and get a better view of Brett Favre fumbling, throwing interceptions and tripping over lineman's feet than if I'd gone to the stadium.